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New England Patriots team names
Two decades of dominance left New England fans with high standards and a long rebuild. These names are for the people still measuring every season against a trophy case that has not moved in years.
- Brady's Ghost
- Post-Dynasty Trauma
- Foxborough Faithful
- Dynasty Debt
- Gillette Grinders
- Rebuilding Since Brady
- Six Rings, No Quarterback
- Patriot Games
- Lighthouse Keepers
- Third and Long Gone
- End Zone Exorcists
- Foxborough Frostbite
- Do Your Job Rejects
- Revolution Rejects
- Do Your Job, Badly
- Six Rings Deep in Nostalgia
- Boston Tea Party Reenactors
- Belichick's Cut-off Hoodie
- Foxboro Fog Machine
- The Patriot Way or the Highway
- Minutemen Militia
- New England Nightmare Fuel
- Revolution-ary Idea: Win a Game
- Pats on the Back
More AFC East names
Rival names from the rest of the division, in case you would rather needle a division mate than celebrate your own club.
- Bills Mafia Misfits
- Table Breakers
- Buffalo Wing Kings
- Wide Right Regrets
- Lake Effect Legends
- Buffalo Stampede
- Tua Time
- Dolphinately Not Last
- Fins Up, Hopes Down
- South Beach Showstoppers
- Aqua and Orange Crush
- Flappy Hour
- Same Old Jets
- Butt Fumble Redemption
- Jet Lag
- Take Flight, Then Land
- MetLife Misery
- Gang Green Grief
Names that work for any team
These do not reference a club, so they fit whichever team you end up supporting this season.
- Autodraft Apologists
- Bench Warmers Anonymous
- Bye Week Blues
- Draft Day Regret
- IR All-Stars
- Waiver Wire Wolves
- Third String Heroes
- Zero RB Truthers
- Playoff Bound, Probably Not
- Mid-Season Meltdown
- Commissioner's Revenge
- League of Extraordinary Benchwarmers
- The Autodraft Method
- Taco Corp All-Stars
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